When you’re working on bar and everyone who’s waiting for their drinks is staring you down as if you molested their children.
Who you are based on the drink you order:
- Brewed Coffee - Older white men who don’t have time to wait
- Skinny Lattes - White women, prostitutes, anorexics (usually the same person)
- Skinny Lattes w/ whip - Fat people who want to feel skinny but still get their fix
- Caramel Machiattos - Cute hipsters (for the most part)
- Americanos & Green Tea Lattes - Asian tourists (no one knows what you’re saying most of the time)
- Chai Tea Lattes & anything requested to be steamed at the temperature of the sun - Middle Eastern people
- Cappucinos & Shots of Espresso - Europeans and other cunty people who think they’re better than everybody else
- Ice-blended Beverages - Anyone annoying such as highschoolers and tweens
- White Chocolate Mochas & anything w/ extra caramel sauce - Black people
Noise-canceling headphones. They come in handy when your roommate’s fucking next door.